Inspirational Quotes By Milton Berle

Milton Berle
1908 - 2002
American Comedian

Mendel "Milton Berle" Berlinger (July 12, 1908 – March 27, 2002) was an Emmy-winning American comedian and actor. As the manic host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater (1948-55), he was the first major star of television and as such became known as Uncle Miltie and Mr. Television to millions during TV's golden age.

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Famous quotations by Milton Berle:

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
~Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
~Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation.
~Milton Berle

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
~Milton Berle

It opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
~Milton Berle

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
~Milton Berle

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
~Milton Berle

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
~Milton Berle

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes!
~Milton Berle

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
~Milton Berle

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
~Milton Berle